I’m Suzu Tsukino, and I’ll be taking care of you today. So, you’re interested in dental esthetics? First, I’ll coat your mouth with my urine and saliva for protection. We’ll clean your tongue by intertwining it with mine, and train the tip of your tongue by having you lick my anus. I’ll also massage the area around your mouth by straddling your face. I’ll perform full-body therapy using my buttocks, too—after all, whole-body health is linked to oral health. Make sure to inhale my farts, as well. To finish things off, we’ll brush your teeth with my feces. It’ll be smelly and bitter, but give it your best shot! ♪ DUGA